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In true maniac style, donald trump woke up this morning with a long list of to-do’s, budget bills to pass, medicaid to slash, Dems to investigate and he decides to go after Taylor Swift and Bruce Springsteen like the whiney man baby he is.

I’d like to take a moment to remind the President of the United States of America that Taylor Swift is literally just living her life after her massive record breaking world wide tour, why is he so obsessed with her?

"And I ain't tryna mess with your self-expression / But I've learned a lesson that stressin' and obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun" - You Need To Calm Down" - Taylor Swift

Swift has a current net worth of $1.6 billion, making her the wealthiest female musician in the world, according to Forbes. Swift’s 149-date Eras Tour, which concluded last December, set a new record as the music industry’s first $2 billion tour. She holds the record as the performer with the most wins in the Grammy’s album of the year category with four, and she has won a record 30 trophies at the MTV Video Music Awards. In January, Swift’s “Lover (Live From Paris)” vinyl record sold out in less than an hour. (source: variety)

Bruce Springsteen opens his Land of Hope and Dreams Tour in Manchester, unleashing on President trump: “The mighty E Street Band is here tonight to call upon the righteous power of art, of music, of rock ‘n roll in dangerous times…In my home, the America I love, the America I’ve written about, that has been a beacon of hope and liberty for 250 years is currently in the hands of a corrupt, incompetent, and treasonous administration.”

In true his thin skin fashion, someone was not happy.

Tino Gagliardi, president of the the American Federation of Musicians of the United States and Canada, issued the following statement:

“The American Federation of Musicians will not remain silent as two of our members — Bruce Springsteen and Taylor Swift — are singled out and personally attacked by the President of the United States. Bruce Springsteen and Taylor Swift are not just brilliant musicians, they are role models and inspirations to millions of people in the United States and across the world. Whether it’s ‘Born in the USA’ or the Eras Tour, their music is timeless, impactful, and has deep cultural meaning. Musicians have the right to freedom of expression, and we stand in solidarity with all our members.”

Reminder, this is an embarrassing waste of time, a distraction from medicaid cuts, a $400 million jet, kidnappings of people sent to foreign countries in addition to *gestures widely* everything else…

If this wasn’t a call for Taylor to drop Reputation TV I don’t know what is.